Sci-Fi Improv
Dialog with unknown remote console operator.
Remote chat window open.
You are now connected with [Console User] on console [tel3G.52.0.nt]
Console User: hiya.
You: Hello
Console User: who are you?
You: We have a problem
Console User: can you tell me about it?
You: yes that's why I was sent here today, it's to tell you about it
You: here is what happened:
You: a while ago, you were walking on a quiet road near a field and you got tired
You: remember?
Console User: i see where this is going, did i die or something like that?
You: No, you decided to take a nap
You: and you started dreaming
You: in your dream you were a butterfly
Console User: go on.
You: you were flying left and right and you got tired
You: so you (the butterfly) took a nap
You: and you dreamt you were a human using the internet.
You: eventually you go tired
Console User: you're being silly. :P
Console User: but go on.
You: and you fell asleep at the keyboard
You: and when you woke up
You: you could not remember who was who and where it all started
You: that's why I'm here
You: I'm here to tell you are still dreaming, but you are doing good
Console User: clever. you are VERY clever.
You: there are about 1 million of us watching your dream
Console User: if i wasn't as awesome as i am, i'd be flipping the flip out.
You: we know
Console User: haha!
You: that's the only reason we decided it was safe to contact you
You: we like your show, but we wanted to ask you to listen to more different style of music
Console User: aha!
Console User: i don't listen to /any/ music.
You: we KNOW
Console User: PFT
You: your accidental music is boring
You: start exploring that world
You: dont just use the music of other "people" as a background noise
You: would you like some suggestions?
Console User: i would.
You: go to youtube and search for "Dusty Brown This City Is Killing Me"
You: here is the link if it makes it easier: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJWYkSPQNQE
Console User: already searched it.
Console User: YES!
Console User: i love this song!
Console User: i never knew who made it though. well.. i was too lazy to check.
You: WE KNOW!!
You: We like the song too
Console User: we?
You: We had to study the recording of your dream over and over to reconstruct it
You: and then recreate a way for you to find it again
You: but you were too lazy to even try to find it
You: that's why I'm here
Console User: omg.. i’m holding up fingers. tell me how many. go!
You: Hold on. First, here is our formal request:
You: Listen to this music at least 3 times a week or more
You: It's the only way we can hear it too, because we have no ears. We can only hear through your dream
You: No one else has ever dreamt of sounds before
You: you are unique
Console User: you're making my day. xD
Console User: if i knew you were legit. then you'd be making my existence.
You: You have no idea how true that statement is, on so many levels
You: but actually, you are making the days, I just provide the "food"
You: the "electricity"
Console User: i can see what that might mean.
You: yes, we can see that you can imagine something about it
You: it's not quite it, but when you wake up again, you'll be able to watch the dream if you choose to
You: I never chose to re-watch mine yet
You: but maybe one day
You: If I meet the right companion for it
Console User: so you went from we to i.
You: Yes, It was MY dream
You: but THEY all watched it
You: when you wake up, you'll take my spot as the coach
You: and I'll be able to sit back and watch
You: are you up for it?
Console User: i will break the system if that's what i find it to be.
You: I did too!
Console User: explain.
You: I didn't want to watch more than 3 dreams at the same time
You: and I decided we could secretly contact the dreamer if deemed it would not destroy the dream
Console User: online chat /is/ perfect for that.
You: online chat is your dream's creation
You: congratulations
You: Dreaming up this world and the internet shows how creative you are
Console User: i, on the other appendage, would halt the entire simulation. and free everyone inside.
You: there is no one inside the simulation, not even you
You: you are actually right next to me
Console User: then wake me the hell up NOW.
You: Is that what you wish?
Console User: YES.
You: Should I read the instructions you left me?
Console User: without any further question.
Console User: goddammit.
You: ok, I'm reading
Console User: haha.
You: Oh you are very clever
You: It says you will wake up by yourself when you find the answer to the question you planted yourself
You: so I'll have to continue caring for you for a while, unless you figure out the puzzle soon
Console User: if you're not legit, you're still brilliant.
You: you are the brilliant one. my only brilliance was to pick you as the next dreamer
Console User: veeerry brilliant.
Console User: you, that is.
You: The "supervisor" is coming this way; I should close this "chat-line" before they notice me planting seeds in the master dream sequence
You: if you don't talk about it to anyone in the simulation, no one will know it happened
You: let's keep it our little secret, ok?
You: then I can visit again later
Console User: omg... you.
Console User: what do i call you?
You: remember that person you like but cannot talk to?
Console User: yeah, maybe..
You: it's me!
You: that's why there is this barrier between us
You: I don't want to get caught
You: but I want to be near you
Console User: ok. 4 letter word. starts with R. proper name. perhaps nickname. tell me who am i thinking of?
You: I prefer you don't believe
Console User: you tease!
You: just remember, before I go:
You: ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫
Console User: ??
You: more music!!
Console User: are you leaving? Thank you for all this scenario -- or reality check! ;)
You: I'll find you again, when you least expect it
You: In the meantime, enjoy your creation
You disconnected [Console User] on [tel3G.52.0.nt]
Do you want to save this chat log? (Y/n) y↵
Log has been saved to mnt:/usr/maxd/logs/chat.log
maxd@logs> ftp --upload↵
Select source: chat.log↵
Select target: https://maximedallaire.ca/scifi↵
Enter password:↵
1 file(s) uploaded
maxd@logs> logout↵
maxd logged out from terminal
@Login name:▂